HOBBIES: Collecting Lion's tooth,
catching bullets with bare hands,playing
golf with
angels,
jogging up and
down mount Everest. .
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MY RECORDS: fought with a dinosaur
and broke its neck, skinned a
crocodile alive, held breathe under water for
2months 3weeks 6hours 5mins and
45seconds and
traveled around the world in a day.
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GREATEST ACHEIVEMENTS: went to
heaven to charge my phone, fluent
in 10,598
languages, first female to land on the
sun. .
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SILIEST THING I'VE DONE: ate a bowl of
plastic fruit on xmas.
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EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill
100 bears with a single punch
though 99 died instantly and the last is now an
imbecile.
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PROUDEST MOMENT: firstly when a
cobra died after biting me and
secondly when i
roasted a dragon at the backyard with a lighter.
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SOMETHING ABOUT ME: i don't like bragging and telling people my twincle dress with sequin in cocktail party
history Jare..
Na becos say dix na new month.
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